I'm not really this lame

I can't get my computer at work to upload any photos so will need to go to a dodgy internet cafe (normally filled with kids playing world of warcraft) to get into some serious blogging and posting of photos and videos. I just returned to work today after two weeks off and I'm shattered so I don't know if it's likely to happen tonight. ....and so I made it to said internet cafe but forgot my usb cable so still no photos. My brain is frozen. I'm away up the road.